Episode Guide

What we did in our first ever episode!
Myass - Episode 1 - 27th January 2002
Kempston, Beds, England & Wooton, Beds, England

Members present:

Manhal Manhal              Gary King
Andy Lewis                  James Campbell "Chunk" Andy Hutchings                    Mark Widows "Sick Boy"   Kieran Sidebottom             Tim McKeegon


1.Pissing Around
With lack of inspiration without Kieran, we just filmed ourselves pissing around.

2. Commercials
Yes we did make our own commercials, in our local Sainsburys.

3. Sheep Fuck
Yes we did it, well Kieran did. He fucked a fake sheep in the middle of a very busy roundabout. Its a new low!

4. Bird Scare
Sad but true. Sick Boy and Andy H couldn't resist scaring some seagulls. This is entertainment for you.

5. National League Sign Bashing
This is a new sport we at Myass have created. It basically involves bashing , in anyway shape or form, into road signs etc. Andy H set the standard for the rest of the world to follow.

6. Hedging
We jumped into a hedge.

7. Extreme Hedging
Again we jumped into a hedge. However this time Andy L, Andy H and Sick Boy all jumped off a roof into a very mean looking bush. Good work guys.

8. Trolley Hedging
The title sort of tells you what this sketch was about. Kieran this time sent himself hurtling into a bush with the aid of a trolley.
He ballsed it up a bit thought as he sprung out of the trolley into the bush at the last minute instead of going with the flow. Look for improved trolley hedging in episode 2.

9. Cartwheel
Andy H cartwheeled onto a skateboard, very unsuccessfully I might add.

ADDED BONUS SCENES - These were filmed at our school the following day!

10. Hedging
Yes there was more. This time from Ricky.

11. Human Kick Bag
Kieran thought it would be fun to do something similar to the 'Human Bullseye' on Jackass. However without padding and just being flykicked by Andy L. It hurt!

12. Britton Bashing
We bundled on Matthew B. Simple but effective.

Picture: us planning. No really it is.

What we have planned after that - Episode 2>
Monday 4th Febuary:
Its the second coming of Myass, yes, Episode 2 is on the way bigger, better, longer, funnier and more dabgeropus than the first! Watch this space for details!



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